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Famous Quotes: back in action


I know, it's been a while. But I'm back up and running with hopefully more quotes soon!!

Steve: See, I don't have tits so I can't get guys to buy me drinks... so I just go home with Drew

OW! No, you don't get none of this!!
*jess laughs from the other room*

sunshine9473: I had my beer goggles on
sunshine9473: and luckily enough for me there wasnt enough beer in Rochester for nametags friend

Heather: Wheredidyou learn to Cryptwalk?
Steve: Black people.
Heather: Whatever! There are no black people in penfield!
Steve: There are...and I found them

Denise: Ow!! You burned me with your cigerette!!
Steve: Oh, I'm sorry..... hey, want a puff?

Random sketchy old man: He does have hard little nipples!! ha!
ten minutes later...
Steve: So I just looked in the mirror and I *do* have little man boobs...

posted by denise @ 9:39 PM