fky deni

Famous Quotes: i drink to make other people interesting


Denny's is the new diner!
"Look! It's Frank!! FRANK!!! Remember us??"
"Sorry, I deal with a LOT of drunk people..."
"Oh good, so we weren't the most obnoxious ones ever!"

As Denise is squirting Captain out of a contact solution bottle into Chelko's drink
Frank the waiter: I'm NOT bringing him a new one!

"This is the biggest box of oreos ever..."
"Forgive him, he's a gentile"

"Here...In case anyone wants an oreo with their beer..."
[Mrs. Ward]

"My mom is jewish, so you KNOW we got the food covered"
[Ward]

"Yeah Mikey really opens up when I am doing him in the ass..." [Danny]

"You know there is more to drinking than just....drinking" [Heather]

"That's why I love this girl! She's hardcore! If you don't want to get drunk, don't hang out!" [Drunk Steph]

"You girls all have nice shoes...I'd f all your shoes..." [Mikey]

posted by denise @ 6:07 PM