fky deni

Famous Quotes: National Porch Month

On the French word for "vagina"
"Oh, we do not have a word for it...we just lick it"

"We're going to Mark's - we're hungry. We're American and can't just smoke our dinners away"

Oh heather...
"A boobie for Julie! HA!"

"So since I drink diet coke I can't get AIDS?"

"Wait, was it a real clay pigeon?"
"a real clay pigeon???"

no names on this one...*cough*julie*cough*
"Is it bad if I swallow all this?"

"A quarter keg always leads to dissapointment" [nate]

"You don't have to open your throat...unless that's what you're into..." [nate]

posted by denise @ 11:13 PM