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Famous Quotes: Virtual head shaking

"Aussie men are really hot...and even if they are ugly just close your eyes"
[julie]

John: "Look at her get all fired up! Are you Irish?"
Denise: "Well, I drink like I am, does that count?"

"Denise, these are the rules for tonight: 1. No party busses/limos. 2. No getting the cops to take you home, and 3. no losing each other"

"I've been trying to say nice things about Rochester for 60 years....and failing miserably"
[old John]

cashier @ Wilson Farms after our second beer run of the night...
"um, we do close at 12, just to let you know..."

"Old women should be f*^king younger men all the time! Where's my 40 year old??"
[nate]

John the old guy: I can't smoke in there, can I?
Denise: Nope
John the old guy: ...And I can't bring my beer out here, huh?
Denise: Nope
John the old guy: *shakes head* There is no God

John the old guy gets out of a cab...
"I was hoping to see something beautiful today....wow"

posted by denise @ 11:03 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: National Porch Month

On the French word for "vagina"
"Oh, we do not have a word for it...we just lick it"

"We're going to Mark's - we're hungry. We're American and can't just smoke our dinners away"

Oh heather...
"A boobie for Julie! HA!"

"So since I drink diet coke I can't get AIDS?"

"Wait, was it a real clay pigeon?"
"a real clay pigeon???"

no names on this one...*cough*julie*cough*
"Is it bad if I swallow all this?"

"A quarter keg always leads to dissapointment" [nate]

"You don't have to open your throat...unless that's what you're into..." [nate]

posted by denise @ 11:13 PM 0 comments