fky deni

Famous Quotes: PENN STATE

to a rathskellar bouncer....
"Oh, what are you gonna do...KILL ME?"
[the bouncer didn't think it was nearly as clever or funny as i did...]

i have the bestest friends....
"That's cool cause that's what I was calling him anyway..."

"Aaahhh! Boobies!!"

"Well, I was going to write that I was illiterate, but I didn't know how to spell it..."

"Do you own a red taurus? Cause our friend is accidently locked in your trunk..."

"Cock hat!"

Gary: *rings doorbell*
Random angry townie: what do you want? we're all sleeping!
Gary: i...don't...know?

posted by denise @ 12:08 AM