fky deni

Famous Quotes: beach, beer and boys


"It's going to storm..."
"Dan I thought you were going to out vote god!"

after i lost my sandals in the LAKE and they came back...
"The river gods brought back my sandals!!"

"Is that Derek running?"
"not uness he is a middle aged woman now.."

sam pulls out a thermos holder converted into a beer pong kit...
"It's my emergency kit"

"Look! Isn't baby Julie cute???"
"Yeah but baby Julie ain't gonna get me laid..."

posted by denise @ 8:56 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: More Randomness

"wait, how many bars have you gotten kicked out of in State College??"
[reid]

"You have so many alter egos....you have a 14 year old, a black chick....and some guy in you...haha some guy in you!" [julie]

"Well, my hole costs more..."
i dont remember khill's response, but he def called me out...and i was referring to GOLF holes, as in sponsorships!! Get your minds outta the gutter!!!

"your man is handsome...and slimy. Like all of them"
[Julie]

"it's the family part!!!"
[christine]

posted by denise @ 12:18 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: PENN STATE

to a rathskellar bouncer....
"Oh, what are you gonna do...KILL ME?"
[the bouncer didn't think it was nearly as clever or funny as i did...]

i have the bestest friends....
"That's cool cause that's what I was calling him anyway..."

"Aaahhh! Boobies!!"

"Well, I was going to write that I was illiterate, but I didn't know how to spell it..."

"Do you own a red taurus? Cause our friend is accidently locked in your trunk..."

"Cock hat!"

Gary: *rings doorbell*
Random angry townie: what do you want? we're all sleeping!
Gary: i...don't...know?

posted by denise @ 12:08 AM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: Moco style

All of these came from a single afternoon spent with my brother....
"Knee massage....its an ancient art I learned while on a soul cleansing mission on the banks of Lake Minnetonka..."
"Have you ever even been to Minnesota?"
"Is that where it is??"

"The symmetry of my nostrils...its beautiful...almost god-like"
[Frank again]

"Who you callin a psycho??"

"Look at these eyes....blue-grey. you don't see blue-grey eyes very often."
[pause]
"Moses had blue-grey eyes...it probably helped him to part the red sea"

posted by denise @ 7:00 PM 0 comments