fky deni

Famous quotes: Rochesta

"Can you tell me where my girls are at? I've looked from front to back and can't find them anywhere..."
[carl]

"...because ball licking and eyeball licking are 2 different things..."

"is it really sunny out here, or am I just drunk?"
[kirsten]

"I hate this board..."
"I know, last time it was talking shit about my mom..."
[george and julie talking about darts]

"Wait, if you hit a triple, does it count as 3?"

carlharvey: what are you listening to these days?
fkychickn: well, i really like the new nick lachey cd
carlharvey: DENISE
fkychickn: what?
carlharvey: What would your high school self say?

WBB115 P S U: rot chester
WBB115 P S U: + deelee
WBB115 P S U: = rockchester
FKYchickN: :-D

"saucy...well, thats me, lol "
[mikey]

posted by denise @ 9:40 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: Chicago Style


KV: 'Congratulations Morgan'? What's that?
Denise: Morgan State University...they just won
[long pause]
John: um...or it's probably a girl...named Morgan...who just graduated

"Look at all the f-ing lights in here! It's like spudnick!"
[kv]

"wow your balls are a lot more firmer than mine..."
[julie]

"Are you gay? Let me make out with you to be sure"
[Julie]

"I can't make spanakopita [spank-E-o-pita]..."
"Spanakopita [span-a-KO-pee-ta]?"
"yeah, that too"

posted by denise @ 5:30 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: Old School

Reviving the blog to create a quotes page...mostly because I wish my life was as cool as KashMoneyHoes. This week's posting: Old School madness (a listing of quotes from my old psu page) / random quotes that I and at least one other person finds funny. If I've forgotten any, let me know and I'll post 'em...


"Just take your shoes off and stop hopping..."
"I can't! It's not Trex! I'll get splinters!"

"Why are you wearing my shirt?? Did you change in my car in the last 2 min??"

"You haven't been drinking today..."
"Wanna bet?"

Only Harry...
"Duane...I can't see you down there...smile bigger!"
[Harry]

How many associates can you fit into a saab coupe??
"No, take your time...It's not like I'm IN THE TRUNK..."
[Reidski]

"THATS OUTRAGEOUS!"

"It's not Tiffanys!"

Memories of THE ROOK...and Ho Oaks in general...
"Life?!? Life is just booze and pizza, and I'm on my second slice!"
[The Rook on life and growing up]

"Ahh, creamy italian..the dresing of the gods!"
[The Rook]

"Man, if we're being attacked, I'm gonna be pissed."
[Paige]

"When you're becoming the God of Booze, you have to make some sacrifices...Those sacrifices include PSU student responsabilities"
[Rook]

"I haven't slept in two days because there's beer! And its cold, and RIGHT THERE!"
[Clint]

"I'm expecting the next line to always read, "and then after i had axed him up, i put his body where it would never be found..."
[Gerg]

"Denise- Thanks for bringing 16 handles, 3 kegs, and a little bit of drama to my weekend. I'll see you at the gym."
[Justin]

"I want FIVE HUNDRED wings...not to eat, I just wanna look at them"
[Paige]

typical boys...
Matt: This is something you do when you love someone
Paige: SEX!

"If you don't eat your potatoes so help me, I WILL STAB YOU!!"
Random woman talking to her daughter with a fork at the Nittany Lion Inn]

"Well it would take about 3 beers for me to have sex with my sister..."
[wbb]

"a boob shelf...thats hot. I wish I had a boob shelf"
[Lucious]

"yeah but jesus and burritos won't let me watch porn on my dvd player"
[Mikey ]

posted by denise @ 7:46 PM 0 comments