fky deni

Top 10+ stupidest things i've [heard people have] done in the name of alcohol (names not revealed to protect the drunk):

11. Moonwalking.

10. Karoke + "Pour some sugar on me"

9. Karoke anywhere, including B-dubs and Savannahs.

8. Ripping signs from the earth

7. locking yourself out of your apt. with a bag of cheese in your hand (and maybe no pants)

6. Taking a journal from a cabbie

5. Singing "Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer" at Eat N Park

4. Standing on a bowling ball dispenser and yelling "I shat Jesus out my ass!" and proceeding to throw a ball into the air (straight up)

3. Fall down like 5 bleachers at THON (a childrens philantropic event)

2. Put vodka in a contact bottle to drink

1. Fake pink eye to go to a bar

More to come soon....

posted by denise @ 11:03 PM