fky deni

yay its friday!! last nite i spent 2 hours fighting with att....but the good news is i get a $100 phone for free, just like the new customers. and its the brand new gsm ones. i think frank gave me his cold. i'm supposed to get my ops renewed, so i better get going cause i have to go to the bank and deposit my first savings toward my new house!!! a whole 1/10 of the way there. and i still need to tan again, esp since its going to be crappy all weekend. monopoly!!! i wonder if stalin's gonna visit today. im going to need to have a talk with him. and rob about his behavior. gotta go for now - im going to eatlunch for me and gretchen cause her boyf wont go like 5 blocks to bring her lunch for her. and shes really hungry, and doesnt get off till like 4pm. :(

ljotd:A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up," barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

posted by denise @ 12:51 PM