fky deni

it was raining again when i came in to work today. made traffic fun as usual. i was looking @ dates to go visit penn state, but i have a wedding smack in the middle of june so i guess that may not quite work. we'll see. im also looking to goto boston too at some point so that should be a lot of fun :) i miss gretch. its going to be a long summer cause im working so much and taking classes, but i do get to chat with gretch everyday, so thats a def plus :)

ldotd: A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"


haha. reminds me of people who just spend spend spend and never seem to worry about where the money comes from.

posted by denise @ 9:13 AM