fky deni

l.d.o.t.d: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

yay for fridays!! its 80 outside today and sunny. so of course im going to go tan and get paid for it 8-) it was nice to sleep in, too.


have to make this short - got to run to the post office, maybe buy a new swim suit, then to work early so i can clean cause ill bet stalin comes today. or at least stand around and tell the rookies what to do! hehe.

posted by denise @ 12:07 PM 0 comments

new thing: lawyer joke of the day: if a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning and you could only save one of them would you go to lunch or read the paper?

posted by denise @ 11:03 PM 0 comments

todays lesson: dont get ideas on where to go to lunch from someone who's 800 miles away - haha gretch. thats what i get for getting my own food - tomorrow i go back to eating vicariously ;-)

still @ work...took a break from updating the business plan to do some sales stuff. it's nice that gretch is around all day too se we get to chat a lot. and do this, haha.

gretch is looking for quizzes to do to put in here- so look for that soon. and mike wyland is coming!!! exciting stuff :)

posted by denise @ 2:45 PM 0 comments

thursdays are the best days because i get paid (finally!) tomorrow, plus its my last day @ technology transformations this week.

i'm really getting tired of people that can't act thier age. or at the very least +- 10 years. is that really too much to ask? at least here at work im surrounded by normal people.

posted by denise @ 11:10 AM 0 comments

how you gonna give someone a "fair" rating on a water closet thats about 4 feet by 8 feet and only has water heaters in it?

todays lesson: dont work for stalin.

posted by denise @ 2:03 PM 0 comments

its another exciting day @ work. except today i didnt get my usual morning chat with gretch since i had a meeting this morning. i did get business cards printed though. "marketing associate." sounds cool anway.

advice: goto xanga and read some weblogs there. that stuff is better than my soaps. and it makes the people around you seem less neurotic (most of them anyway)

posted by denise @ 12:20 PM 0 comments

i can't believe gretch made me do one of these, but i miss her :( obv. @ work, cause when else would i have time to do this?

advice: kill the fish, and the psycho will go away.

todays lesson: just because you are 20+, doesn't mean you have to act like it. especially when you have no character and a lot of time on your hands.

posted by denise @ 2:34 PM 0 comments