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Famous Quotes: back in action


I know, it's been a while. But I'm back up and running with hopefully more quotes soon!!

Steve: See, I don't have tits so I can't get guys to buy me drinks... so I just go home with Drew

OW! No, you don't get none of this!!
*jess laughs from the other room*

sunshine9473: I had my beer goggles on
sunshine9473: and luckily enough for me there wasnt enough beer in Rochester for nametags friend

Heather: Wheredidyou learn to Cryptwalk?
Steve: Black people.
Heather: Whatever! There are no black people in penfield!
Steve: There are...and I found them

Denise: Ow!! You burned me with your cigerette!!
Steve: Oh, I'm sorry..... hey, want a puff?

Random sketchy old man: He does have hard little nipples!! ha!
ten minutes later...
Steve: So I just looked in the mirror and I *do* have little man boobs...

posted by denise @ 9:39 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: WE ARE!

"I didn't pee my pants...my roommate just Febreezed my crotch..." [chipotle]

"no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, STOP!"

Denise: That Brewery staff sweatshirt really isn't flattering on me
Steph: Not as unflattering as that shirt on that fat girl...
[as she walks by]

"Look! It's our bubble of awesomeness!!"

"Damn, you think he can smell the booze over the phone?"

"Oh I heard about you...you're the girl who kicked that guy's ass"
[taco bell security guard]

"I'd like to motorboat....your back!"

At 7pm
Denise: Rockey, we're outside the Brewery! When are you open?
Rockey: you're camping outside the Brewery??

"Team Viagara!"

Denise: V is smart! He's in that Mensa shit!
Steph: Denise, that's pretty racist...

"I woke up in Jess' bed covered in lotion...I think that means I had a successful night"

"I only have one drink now...can I order that pitcher now?"
[Denise]

"What, you *don't* have lotion fights at 3:30AM??"

"Thanks Denise for picking up the retirement home"
[Drunk Steph]

Hot guy runs by; jess starts to run after him
Jess: I'm coming schnookums! Wait up!

Guy walks by in a #12 t-shirt
Jess: My favorite number is 12...

"Do these slippers make my ass look fat?"
[Brewery Mike]

"i went to the dr's and i had *Everything* examined...even my prostate. . .Now i know how women feel... i mean he went in there, and used all this lube and what not, did his thing, and i was just lyuing there helpless. then i heard his rubber gloves snap off and a box of tissues next to me. i felt like such a whore! he did his thing and then just *left* me to clean up the mess HE made!!!"
[one of my contractors...you can't make this stuff up!]

"ok, I'll be your grandma...but just for tonight"
[random guy]

posted by denise @ 3:15 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: That's what she said!

Ruth, leaning against one of the knobs on the fooseball table...
"oh yeah, I'll be standing here all night!"

Julie: Nice! The one time score
Ruth: Yeah, like most guys...

"Not spooning! You can't just slip up a couple levels! You gotta *swoon* before you spoon!"

Denise: Our shower works - Steve [landlord] had me test it out before he left
Julie: Wait, so you showered in front of Steve???

posted by denise @ 9:28 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: Drunk Andrea!

“Drunk Andrea is afraid of everything! Including kung pow chicken!”

“Theres Julie hair on my chicken!!!!!!!”

“I cant believe that guy had Brandon boyds phono...phonographer…”

“you’re kinda spinning a little bit…hahahha”

posted by denise @ 4:42 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: randomness part 2


"They're so bad but I keep putting them in my mouth anyway" [Drunk Steph]

"OH, it's not even my house...I just use it to impress the ladies with my cedar siding..." [Rockey]

"Oh, Mr big bad Taco Bell Security guard....jazz hands!" [Drunk Steph]

FKYchickN: i took it easy
FKYchickN: i was in ny - my cousin has a hot tub
FKYchickN: so we chilled there
polutropos95: easy by my standards or yours?
FKYchickN: haha there is a difference?
polutropos95: um...about 6 drinks probably

"no-BULLS ... it's a nice German name!"

[On Jeremy's ... "pony"]
"What, every girl wants a pony for Christmas!"
"Yeah... when they're EIGHT"

[on the "Dick in a Box" video]
Scribbs15: watch this it's funny
FKYchickN: haha
FKYchickN: makes you wish you celebrated christmas, huh
Scribbs15: You'd be surprised
Scribbs15: There are creative uses for a menorah

posted by denise @ 8:01 PM 1 comments

Famous quotes: PC in the workplace

"oh yeah...it's a great company to work for...until they shit on you repeatedly and you quit"

Bill: We're going to focus on Hooters this year
Denise: ...Because it just feels right!

"he's really been on top of things... haha! on top!"
[i wont credit this quote to protect them]

"I feel like a god damn Depends..." [Kevin]

in response to an internal job posting with their positions...
"I think there has been a misunderstanding. Miranda and I were just kidding Trex. But seriously... should I apply for one of these positions? Heck maybe I could get a raise since I am paid close to the bottom of the range!" [reidski]

posted by denise @ 7:35 PM 0 comments

Famous Quotes: i drink to make other people interesting


Denny's is the new diner!
"Look! It's Frank!! FRANK!!! Remember us??"
"Sorry, I deal with a LOT of drunk people..."
"Oh good, so we weren't the most obnoxious ones ever!"

As Denise is squirting Captain out of a contact solution bottle into Chelko's drink
Frank the waiter: I'm NOT bringing him a new one!

"This is the biggest box of oreos ever..."
"Forgive him, he's a gentile"

"Here...In case anyone wants an oreo with their beer..."
[Mrs. Ward]

"My mom is jewish, so you KNOW we got the food covered"
[Ward]

"Yeah Mikey really opens up when I am doing him in the ass..." [Danny]

"You know there is more to drinking than just....drinking" [Heather]

"That's why I love this girl! She's hardcore! If you don't want to get drunk, don't hang out!" [Drunk Steph]

"You girls all have nice shoes...I'd f all your shoes..." [Mikey]

posted by denise @ 6:07 PM 0 comments